Bitches I Love

Yo.

I’m gonna start this blog with saying that hipsters are ridiculous.

Here’s what urban dictionary has to say about hipsters:

HIPSTER:

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Someone who thinks that they are being “special” and “unique” for liking some underground bullshit no one else cares about. And they pointlessly look down on people who don’t know anything about indie culture, because that’s the only thing they know anything about. They’re quick to call the rest of the world conformists when in reality, they are the ones conforming by partaking in a “too cool for mainstream so i am going to reject it by looking and acting like a grungy asshole” way of life only to seem uber-fashionable. They just end up looking like idiots. 1) Hipster: I won’t drink at starbucks, it’s too corporate. 2)Non-Hipster: I want a Louis Vitton purse because they are cool Hipster: You’re such a conformist, haveing a Louis Vitton purse is so unoriginal. I like my purse I found in the gutter for $4 dollars. Non-hipster: but it’s fugly Hipster: yah, but no one else has it. It’s completely unique. Non-hipster: that bum over there has something pretty similar though. Hipster: You’re ignorant because you can’t see the real beauty in life. I don’t have time for this, I’m gonna go to my cave of an apartment and listen to some indie rock you’ve probably never heard of…. Non hipster: You need to see a therapist Hipster: I am my own therapist.

I won’t lie though, them bitches are sexy as fuck. I’ve been spending my day thinking about what stereotypes of girls are sexy as fuck.

I definitely don’t support scene girls, but scene sluts are sexy to me. Why? Because I know that because I’m in a band, I’m more likely to get some…and that makes you a lot sexier than previously stated.

Black scene girls are sexy too. They can put on the exact same thing a white girl has on and be sexy. In most cases, a black girl can put on somehting a white girl has on and look 1000 times better.

 

That’s what’s amazing about black people…they just have natural steeze that white people work so hard for. Steeze is a combination of style and ease, for all of you who aren’t from New York or an avid listener of Method Man.

 

The only thing black people haven’t taken from white people is money.

And therapists. Here’s a nigga moment to show you why they may need a little anger management:

White people also have coffe. We don’t really want that shit though. You don’t see 50 Cent making coffe instead of Vitamin Water. Black people like energy drinks. Why the fuck would a nigga drink coffe before going to the club?

“Dawg, I’m so caffinated right now. The club is gonna be so bumpin! I hope all the rest of them niggas drank they coffee.”

FUCK THAT! THAT SHIT DOESN’T HAPPEN!

White people are like: “Well gosh Sally, I drank 2 cups of coffee this morning, I’m going to up all day long!”

That probably will happen. It’s probably been in a movie.

 

Speaking of movies…stop killing the black people first. I understand that it makes sense because movie directors don’t really hang with black people long enough to know how they would actually act…but why don’t you just leave them all out anyway? Leave the black movies to Tyler Perry.

The only thing black people wanna see in movies is family reunions and the empowerment of black women. Maybe a sex scene.

 

ANYWAY!

Back to who I think is sexy. Asian girls who can shake their ass:

Best part: she lives in Charleston.

Really and truly, Asians, especially the women, get hella ugly when they get older, but when they’re young….they are beautiful beings. Asians who become really Americanized are not sexy though.

 

Trina came to my school the other day. I didn’t go see her  because America has lost their interest in her. Lil’ Wayne wants you back. Take him back. That way you’ll keep some money.

 

I got a job at a recording studio recently. One thing that sucks about that is when you work with a bunch of kids, they act like a bunch of kids. They’re impatient and have no hustle. I wish I could give clients a ‘hustle test’ before I decide whether or not I want to record them.

I just really don’t think ya’ll niggas believe in the importance of hustle to this day.

Here’s some hustle from our favorite mainstream band, underoath:

I’d give this about a 10 year price tag. And the return the get for their hustle is this:

 

 

 

Can I please get a hustler? God damn!

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