Classics

Hey again niggas and niggarettes.

 

I guess I’ll start this one with some music videos.

As you guys probably know by now, half of everything I write will be about music.

Here’s one of my favorite songs. It’s called “Only You” by Portishead”:

I was thinking about telling you what Urban Dictionary said about Portishead, but that’s so expected, so I’ll tell you what urban dictionary says about the prase “Nappy Headed Hoe”:

Nappy Headed Hoe

Don Imus’ definition of a black woman that looks very ghetto and dangerous.

“That’s some nappy headed hoes there. I’m gonna tell you that now, man, that’s some — woo. And the girls from Tennessee, they all look cute, you know, so, like — kinda like — I don’t know.”

Now that that’s out of the way, I’m gonna ask you a question.

Why do white people always think it’s so necessary to play drinking games? I got a drinking game ya’ll niggas can play: it’s called “drink”. The game “drink” is where you “drink” drinks.
Here’s what UrbanDic had to say about the word:

Drink
David Chapelle,(an expert in this field of study) readily defines this word as “Purple Drink in the
back of the fridge” According to popular studies, the term “Drink” indicates a beverage which
has been made with less then 25% actual juices. They are usually inexpensive and very high in
sugar. A certain amount of racism has been spreading about the word drink, saying that African
American people drink drink, and Caucasians drink juice. However, it has been proven that the
occasional white man enjoys a good drink every now and then.

“Why have Sunny D when there is a perfectly good drink in the back?”

My point exactly.

One more question for you. Tell me why Nike is making so much money off of one god damned shoe. Nike doesn’t need to make all these ridiculous Air Max applesauces and shit, when they have the Dunk and Air Force One. I wonder if the president gets any money from Nike sales. I mean…I know he does, because the 35 cents that the shoes are actually worth and the up to 3000 dollars Americans buy them for…the money is just…missing. Feel me?
Speaking of the president…why doesn’t he ever wear dunks? I bet he’d have better approval if he did. Presidents need to be rational and realize what Nike can do for them.

I’m gonna explain why the North is cooler than the south right now and it all boils down to two slang terminologies: “No Homo” and “Pause”. Here’s what youtube has to say about no homo.

I’m pretty sure it was created by the Dipset Clique a few years back.

And to further elaborate. Up north balck peopel are cooler than southern black people.
Proof:

Anyway. Youtube has done us both right today