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Hey. Let me start this by asking you a question.
Are you Ophiran?
Stop reading right now and check to see if you need to be:
http://www.myspace.com/weareophira
More on that later.

So today I was walking down the street today and I decided that I hate white people. “Why this time?”, you ask? Why y’all niggas gotta be riding your bikes in the street and things? I saw this person, woman…girl…whatever…riding her shit down the street, pissing me, and I’m sure a bunch of other niggas, off. So, at the time that I’m getting md about that…a black dude comes riding his bike down the sidewalk. DOWN THE GOD DAMN SIDEWALK! That’s my nigga f’sho.
And any black person I see riding their fixed gear bike down the street in spandex is automatically an Uncle Tom.

Speaking of bikes, here’s what urbandictionary.com had to say about R. Kelly.

R. Kelly v.

The process of pissing all over a girls face who is 14 years of age or younger for sexual arrousal and total domination… Similiar to a golden shower but with girls 14 years or younger.

The old man pulled an R Kelly on the 14 year olf girl.

You know what else I hate? When dudes think their girlfriend’s hot so they pull some “I’m gonna keep my arm around her” bullshit. Or that “I’m gonna kiss a bitch make sure you see” shit.
I bet a bitch won’t make you vegan cookies. Bet 5 on it.
What’s even worse is when dudes try to be all “alternative” about that shit in their Green Day shirts and 3 tattoos. Don’t think I dislike Green Day, and don’t think I have tattoos, because neither of those things are true, but you know the dudes…and don’t fuck with me on it!

Back to this Ophira concept. Basically, Ophira is the only thing musically that matters in South Carolina. Don’t pull some “What about Hootie and the Blowfish” shit on me, because I doubt the niggas reading this were comprehending what those niggas were doing. And they weren’t even good.
Anyway, change your last name to Ophira and make your life worth something.

Why do black people like Tyler-i thought of this movie while listening to LeAnn Rimes-Perry so much? Is it because our lives don’t ever end up how we want them? We being black people.

Anyway, don’t peep that new ISMFOF and do peep that new Dance Gavin Dance. Find a way to cop some Big L songs and I really need someone to tell me about that new Portishead CD.