Indietronichristiacore

Hey. I’m gonna let you know now that I only have one planned thing that I’m gonna be talking about, and that everything else is opposite of that.

I was talking to one of my friends last night about genres in music and how bands define themselves and are usually completely wrong. I wouldn’t be surprised if I read a band description like:
We sound sort of like skyeatsairplane, but with a twist of Kirk Franklin. But also sorta not like skyeatsairplane. It’s like if Kirk Franklin was the vocalist of skyeatsairplane, but if they didn’t sound like skyeatsairplane, but if it wasn’t actually skyeatsairplane. Almost sort of like Band of Horses. We’re definitely electronic/gospel/indie. I mean, you can check our myspace for details.

Swagger Like Us ended up becoming a single, by the way.

So, I talked recently about how dudes with hot girlfriends look completely ridiculous, and to add on to that…dudes who aren’t just absolutely in love, but look like a faggot doing it. Nigga like picks up a Shakespeare book and is reading that shit while he looks into his girl’s eye’s reading that shit. So what you’re trying to tell me is that when you read her that book while looking into her eyes(which means he was making shit up because you can’t read AND look into someone’s eyes at the same time) is gonna get you that level 2 vagoo? That’s a lie.

I said vagoo. That’s right.

I love it when people have been too busy to hang out or do other miscellaneous things. When I ask someone to hang out and they tell me they’re busy, I tell then “I know you aren’t 24 hours busy today” and then I stop talking to them for a bit. A bit being like a week or two. What you’re telling me is that waking up 2 hours before class, going to class for 3 hours, coming home for 2 hours, working for 4 hours, and staying up for 6 more hours on your probably laptop is 24 hours busy? Fuck you. You know what I do? Wake up an hour before work, work for 4 hours, then sit on my ass and blog about niggas who think that the 9 hours they spent sitting around or “getting ready” is being busy. I think busy would entail something like getting chased by large dogs or joining the Olympics, or even a pie eating contest. Another awesome activity that would constitute you as busy is riding around town in your car and trying to look as awesome as you can…and for those of you who live downtown(location doesn’t matter…downtown anywhere), you ride your bike around like you’re trying to stay fit. That could constitute as busy, but only if you have on a helmet. I’m an advocate of….helmets.

Speaking of helmets, you think if you wore a Viking helmet while driving that you’d be safer from wrecks?

I want you to think on that.