Reason #238 Black People Can’t Get Ahead: White People

So, election day was the other day. I’m sure I’ll lose all remaining respect you had for me when I tell you this, but I didn’t vote. Why you ask? I forgot to fill out some absentee papers, but I mostly didn’t give a fuck. Even though I dont care, I heard that Obama won. I heard since he won, everyone’s letting him be black. BET is lovin’ that nigga. I know I’m tryin to peep a new Soulja Boy freestyle in the basement and instead BET wants to avoid talking about Obama’s white mom! Fuck that shit, I wanna hear about what color Bapestas that nigga has on. Pharrell should make Obama shoes. Or a shirt. Or it’s too late. What’s more is that FYE is STILL a strong McCain supporter. I was in there yesterday and they had life size John McCain cutouts and toys and shit, next to the imitation Bleach swords and a life size John Cena. Thanks FYE.
In January, when it’s official, black people are gonna start acting SO educated. I’m so stoked! Tea and crumpets with the Jenkins. More like tea and CRUNKets! Right Lil’ Jon? Yeah? Yeah? I hope it gets to the point where white people feel helpless. They’ll be like “well, the vice president’s white, so we’re good”. But Obama’s gonna get killed anyway,

Right white people? Yeah? Yeah?

Who isn’t stoked to be alive for the first “black” president and the assassination of a president? I’m hella stoked.

PS – Rap City’s last episode was last week. Yes, I know.